Wednesday, June 11, 2008

You Can't Make This Shit Up


This week, the world is aflutter because Ira Issacs, proud purveyor of scat and bestiality videos, is going on trial in the City of Los Angeles, facing obscenity charges brought by the Department of Justice's Obscenity Prosecution Task Force. Porn scribe on the scene Mark Kernes, writing for AVN.com, just reported the jury has been selected. This was no easy process, as other outlets commented, as even the prospecting of watching five hours of fecal porn left multiple jury candidates nauseated.

The brave, chosen jury consists of eight men and six women. They include "a 72-year-old retiree from Panorama City, a 42-year-old mechanical engineer from Whittier, a 52-year-old lobbyist from Fullerton, a 27-year-old cosmetic surgery assistant from Culver City, a 22-year-old student from San Juan Capistrano..."

And a 27-year-old, West LA resident who works for the Motion Picture Association of America, the organization tasked with rating Hollywood films.

Surely, he's used to watching shitty movies.

(My interview with Isaacs is here.)