Friday, October 03, 2008

Palin Gone Wild [Updated]


(Left: VPILF Sarah Palin, Right: MILF to play VPILF Lisa Ann)

For about 15 minutes, I had the mainstream media exclusive on this story. It was the best of times. It was the wor-- Well, then it was over, actually. In total, this represents my general personal and professional involvement with the world of politics. Is anyone fucking a) anybody, b) a hooker, and/or c) is there a porn movie being made about it? Hopefully, someone will carve SHE COVERED THE PORN BEAT HARD on my gravestone.

Update: In a metapornart moment, Naked Chicks on Post-It Notes does Sarah Palin porndoppelganger Lisa Ann.