Jenna Jameson Is Dead

Jenna Jameson is dead, and Justine Joli is her replacement. That girl has a tale I won't tell yet, a mouth faster than her car speeding to Sin City, spinning her story a million miles an hour. She says she's a geek, but I don't know if I believe her. She has red hair, blue eyes, an uncanny understanding of how the eye of the camera sees her. She declares: "You can know everything about me in five minutes and know nothing about me." She likes comic books, anime, and "Blade Runner." I wanted to tell her if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes, but I didn't. She told me nothing could stop her, and I believed her. Then, she was gone.