Of course, "The Unporny Valley" (I, II, III) exists only in my mind. I've been writing about porn for a long time, and I've learned that being in Porn Valley requires a certain kind of dissociation. Sometimes, what you see is more than your eyes can believe. At a certain point, it becomes too real. And that is when I descended into the Unporny Valley in my head. Not long ago, a porn star told me the story of her life. The girl was very pretty, but the story of her life was not. So the next time you see her in a porn movie, who are you going to believe? Your eyes or my words?
