From the Mailbag

Hi Susannah,

I have been noticing your increasing exhaustion and jadedness lately, culminating in last night's post.

You *sound* depressed, exhausted and fed up.

Just wanted to extend an invitation to Belgrade, Serbia to you. It is just the tonic you need.

This city can restore anyone's joi de vivre. It is chock full of preternaturally beautiful women (and men). It is a design and architecture paradise. It is completely virginal porn-wise. It has the best nightlife in Europe, magnificent restaurants and all of it is dirt cheap.

Come on, be kind to yourself, come and enjoy our hospitality for a few days or weeks. Some meditation, some relaxation by the lake, fine food, beautiful people, scintillating conversation and soul refreshing music.

Of course you will be staying with me (in the spare room) or if you prefer one of my female friends.

Look forwards to seeing you.

Kind regards

[Redacted] (a reader)