Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I Was Going To Title This Post "Sometimes I Think If I Had Perfect Tits, My Life Would Be Really Different" But Then I Read The Comments


kjottbein says:
Post more pictures of your mother plz

Theutates Thunder says:
She only did this one photo shoot and after the abortion went wrong which, as a result, my father stabbed her eyeless, the contract was not renewed and she just received the payment for this job, which just about covered the clinic bills.

As much as she tried to hide it from us, I discovered this shoot in a magazine, stored away in code-locked suitcase which I opened by trial and error. Luckily my mother isn't around any longer. And by this I don't mean to say that she has died. She is simply not around.

I am still an only son.

manuelefior says:
nice mother anyway

carlos thomas says:
dear, i like her breasts so

Theutates Thunder says:
It's very heppy story for me and my village.
I cannot express my gratittude enough for Playboy.

Theutates Thunder says:
no, really, I could have done with a suitcase locked but unfortunately destiny wanted that suitcase unlocked, unleashed. The golden age of porn was meant to see the light of day.

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