
"I’d venture Elms and Itzler suffer from the same feelings of penile inadequacy, what with Itzler’s pimp-king sobriquet and Elms’ coke-addled cock, a cock so ineffectual that it requires persistent coercion and the threat of death to become even remotely compelling, but what do I know. I’m only a professional (former) man-fucker." -- Debauchette