Monday, June 30, 2008

Reverse Cowgirl Does ANIMAL


Well, lookee-lookee. I'm going to be posting a couple times a day over at ANIMAL's blog. I've joined the illustrious ranks there alongside Copyranter, the only person on this earth who may actually be crankier than me. A week or so or something ago, I asked Bucky Turco, who steers the ANIMAL mothership, if he was interested in having me post over there because I'm getting tired of writing about shit I don't care about, saying crap I don't really mean, and not being able to say what the tits I want. So, thanks, Bucky. I'll be posting on sex and culture, and I'll be posting a link here to what I post there, so you won't get all confused and end up crying and wetting yourself and feeling ashamed and walking home while all the other kids laugh at you. That's not a true story, of course. The one time I had an accident in the bathroom in kindergarten, I told the teacher another girl did it. That's how I roll. In any case, my first post features a foot fetishist, a porn star, and four boobs: "FASTER, PORN STAR! FUCK! FUCK!"