Yesterday, the phone rang. I answered it. Then, I just about fell off my chair. At one point, I asked: "Can I ask you a question? Is this a joke? Am I being punked?" The person on the other end of the other line assured me that he wasn't kidding. Anyway, we shall see, won't we? Life is a fucking mystery. These are its enigmatic blessings. Thank you, Mr. You Know Who You Are. The world is a transient hallucination. Pornography springs eternal.
