Oh, FUCK YEAH! It's Friday. Everyone is happy. It's time for the week in review. Also, it's raining.
On Slate's Double X, I spanked Julia Roberts, spanked Meghan McCain, and spanked lady bloggers.
At the Frisky, I considered the gold digger, broke my heart, and batted my lashes.
Plus, I'm on Tumblr and Twitter.
Things are progressing well with the feature story in progress.
I need to sleep more, do more yoga, and figure out how to cut off my head with a butter knife. Then, everything will be fine.
Have a great weekend! Because one day, you'll forget it ever happened. And that'll be sad.
