Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Spitzer: If I Had Masturbated More, I Would Not Have Had Sex with That Woman


Deeply fucking amusing quote from a frequently fawning, generally dull follow-me-around profile of Spitzer, here on the subject of, you know, that woman:
Did he know what the risk was?

"Yes."

He was silent for a moment and then, without further prompting, offered an explanation: "I'm not going to say anything that … should be thought to be an excuse for anything. But there's got to be some element to its being a result of tension and release. And that builds up."
Jerking off would have helped, buddy.

What's the win?

Guest appearance on "The Real Housewives of New York City."