I Don't Want To Do It In The Road

Apparently, Prime condoms are really great if you want to have sex under a freeway overpass. Which I'm sure works really great as a marketing ploy. If your target demographic is homeless.

I Don't Think I Want To Eat Here

"It's not every restaurant that greets you with an out-of-season Christmas tree decorated with brightly colored condoms and then offers more condoms on your way out (perhaps in lieu of an after-dinner mint). But then not every restaurant combines Thai cuisine with safe-sex education. That just about sums up Cabbages and Condoms." I just seems like the odds of finding a condom in your food are really high. This place is at the Birds & Bees Resort. Go figure. "A Weekend in Bangkok, Thailand." Being in Pattaya, like, right now, sounds awesome, though.

May I Move To Paris?

Good God, these are beautiful. European safe sex posters by James Jean. (Via Boing Boing.)

BONUS LINK: If you want to be mind-boggled, a Boing Boing commenter points to "NSFW: A Beginners Guide To Sporn."

I am agape.