Today on ANIMAL

Today's posts on ANIMAL: "Requiem for a Wet Dream" and "Ray Caesar's Little Freaks." Relatedly, I saw "The Auteur," and it's terrific.

I'm an ANIMAL

I'm blogging at ANIMAL. EIC Bucky Turco named me Culture Columnist. Thanks, Bucky. My recent posts include "Grace Jones Wants to Eat Your Brains," "Generation Kill Me, Please," and "Through Kubrick's Eyes." Others' recent posts: "She Loves a What?," "BMW's Shapeshifting GINA Light Is Pretty Wild," and "Mysterious Carlyle Group Buys Satanic-Numbered Building." It's a good time.

Reverse Cowgirl Does ANIMAL 7

Well, my original title was: "Fuck America."

Reverse Cowgirl Does ANIMAL 6

Mimes suck.

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I heart Hoogerbrugge.

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Are you a douchebag?

Reverse Cowgirl Does ANIMAL 2

"Shutterbug Shoots Waterless Holes" sounds way dirtier than it is.