Thursday, January 04, 2007

Porn Takes Dump


Today, the Old Gray Lady has pronounced that the porn business may be slowing: "Indications of a Slowdown in Sex Entertainment Trade." This is the second porn report from the New York Times in less than a week. Clearly, the Times is prepping for the Porn Oscars next week. In Porn Valley, rumors run rampant that the jizz biz is in a slump, unable to compete with the Wild, Wild West of porn on the Web. One day, Porn Valley may disappear. Porn stars may be extinct. The Internet is turning porn into pixels. Porn Valley may be shuddering, but pornography isn't.