Meet Brent Ward. He's head of the DOJ's Obscenity Prosecution Task Force. Today, the Salt Lake Tribune administered a media blowjob to Ward. To wit: "Maybe, from now on, the girls will be a little less wild, thanks to Brent Ward." Gosh, let's hope so. Apparently, Ward has put the porn industry "on notice" because he administered a light spanking to Joe Francis. Porn Valley is quaking. You can tell by several recent releases, "The Witches Sabbath," in which several men masturbate onto a Jesus Christ figurine, and "American Gokkun 3," a Jim Powers feature in which a girl named Kissy Kapri brushes her teeth with sperm. Way to strike fear into the hearts of pornographers everywhere, Mr. Obscenity.
