Tuesday, February 27, 2007

World Famous Climax Drive-Thru Strip Club


This is the World Famous Climax Drive-Thru. It is a strip club. And it is a drive-thru. I learned about it through Buffoonery, who found it here. "In Alexandria, Pennsylvania, Climax 'gentlemen's club' claimed to be the first, and apparently the only, drive-through strip club in the world. Patrons pulled up next to a tiny window so the drivers could watch through it at $5 per minute." In reality, the place is a piece of shit, a dump of a divebar, a shell of a shithole strip club. But then, at night there is the man in the dark, driving up, handing over his $5, and peering through the diamond window to see what's inside. The man sits in the car looking through the window into this club where a real live nude girl dances on the stage. What does he see? He is dreaming.