Recently, I've begun posting Reverse Cowgirl polls in the sidebar to the right. I started doing this because I discovered a Take-a-Poll widget on my Blogger template. So, there you have it. The first one was "What the Hell Is Reverse Cowgirl?" Choices included "A sex position," "A blog," "A backwards girl," and "Schrödinger's horse." To be frank, I was a little disappointed "A sex position" won. That may be correct, but "A backwards girl" is my personal favorite, for obvious reasons. A special thank you to all who voted for "Schrödinger's horse." You are my secret special friends. This week's pressing question is "I Read the Reverse Cowgirl Every Day," and then you are supposed to chose the reason why. Your options include "For the sex," "For the porn," "For the highfalutin ideas," and "I don't. I'm lost. Help me." Right now, "For the highfalutin ideas" is in the lead, which makes me feel like my life is worth living again. But "For the sex" and "For the porn" are not far behind, breathing heavily upon the neck of my highfalutin ideas. Apparently, you are a nation conflicted, torn between...sex and porn. Of course, "I don't. I'm lost. Help me." is making a good run in this race. That's for all you people who got here looking for zombie porn. If this doesn't do it for you, maybe this will.
