Friday, June 20, 2008

Email of the Day


"Fuck [redacted] - Punk Ass Bitches!

Your posts are funkier than 19 yards of chitlins with onions & sardines on the side!

You're something special Susannah - keep it coming, darlin' - we'll be here to watch the circus you put on parade each day like we always do, with baited breath... bloodshot eyes... and a purple heart.

Don't let the bastards drag you down, 'kay?"