Sometimes, after a long hard day looking at obscenity, I need a unicorn chaser. Or maybe, for me, it's a uniporn chaser. What's my uniporn chaser? Fashion. (My secret, feverish wish is to become a fashion writer.) For some reason, I've been peeping a lot of shoes lately. These GameBoy platforms are awesome. Did you know Patricia Field is doing Payless? (I do, thanks to Miss Luxurious Vulgarity.) I say yes to shiny pink slicks and red diamond heels. Not shoes but... Chanel Two-Tone Tights have two-tone interlocked C's. Here are those futurtastic Matthew Barney meets Balenciagas. And drool: YSL Getty Wedge with dripping black paint. I'm better now, thanks.
