If your idea of having fun is wandering around in a convention hall with several thousand mostly men standing in line to talk to adult stars who could give a shit, Erotica LA is the event for you. Held annually at the beautiful Los Angeles Convention Center, the supposed biggest erotic expo in America runs from today through Sunday. Seminars include: "Porn Star Q&A: Everything You Always Wanted to Know But Were Afraid to Ask," "Fellatio: Sword Swallowing 101," and "Back Door Betty: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Anal Sex." Exhibitors include Creeps Selling Garbage (I did not make that up), Escorts for the Disabled, and Soapyho. Porn stars signing include Ron Jeremy, Belladonna, and That Girl You Recognize But Don't Know Her Name.
I will not be there.
