I love this video in which Sarah Jessica Parker reveals that she would rather stab her eyes out than talk explicitly about sex. I share this, in a way. Sure, I have chatted up scat pornographers, waded into bukkakes, and watched people hump on firetrucks, but I pretty much never, ever talk about my own personal sex life. With one exception--today.
The other day, I watched the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. That night, I had a dream. The dream was about me. And Mini-Me. And it was sexual. Did I mention I'm 6'2"? Now, I am going to kill myself.
And that's why I don't blog about my sex life.
