
Did you know a bunch of chicks in Paris got ahold of Rasputin's penis and worshiped it? Did you know Frank Sinatra had to have his underpants special-made? Did you know a dead New York urologist had Napoleon's dick in a box?
Find out more about these and other notorious penises in my latest Frisky post: "Seven Famous Penises in History."
It's hard work, but somebody's got to do it.