Several weeks ago, I blogged about how Fox Searchlight is handing out anal beads to promote the upcoming release of the latest Chuck Palahniuk novel-turned-movie "Choke," and a Fox Searchlight publicist said she would send me my very own set of Fox Searchlight Anal Beads (TM) in the mail, and I never got them. This is, like, a national outrage. I am disappointed in the world.
