Isn't this a beautiful photo? I used to have it posted over my desk when I lived somewhere else. That's the work of the always magnificent Steve Diet Goedde and his sometimes muse, the always beautiful Marne Lucas. Once upon a time, she told me that shirt said ANIMAL, but the way it was twisted made it say ANAL.
What a week. I think I posted... I think it was 53 times. I will not lie. I am tired. We laughed, we cried, and the world went mad. Now let's get to it.
Max Hardcore got guilty.
Fox Searchlight started handing out anal beads, and now mine are in the mail.
Tom Ford went porno--again.
Mark Ebner is famous.
I started posting more like the bitch I really am.
I wrote a pornographic coolhunting manifesto.
Finally--the Reverse Cowgirl Soundtrack!
Traffic is bumping. Thank you all for coming. All I ever really wanted was for you to be happy.
