You Are The New Thing And The Week In Review

What a fucking week. We laughed, we cried, we ate porridge. We can't think of anything else to say, so let's get to it.

1. I started bloggin' for ANIMAL.

2. Somebody word jacked me.

3. Fox Searchlight sent those anal beads.

4. You met Mr. Bigshot.

5. I don't know. I was gonna post something about all this fighting, which I sort of got involved in, and the latest manifestation of it, but then it all got really boring, and I think I'm done with it. When the desert plain is deserted, the beasts feed in a frenzy. I think maybe I'm going to go sit in the mud for a bit.

Will you have a happy Fourth of July? When the sky explodes in front of your eyes, don't blink. It'll be you before you know it.