Friday, June 06, 2008

Choke On These Anal Beads


Yesterday, I wrote that Fox Searchlight is promoting its upcoming Chuck Palahniuk film, "Choke," by handing out anal beads. Today, Defamer's got the photo. HOT! The idea of that guy sticking those Fox Searchlight Anal Beads (TM) up his ass is... Well. Yes. Anyway. I bet Owen Gleiberman never dreamed his name would appear next to anal beads. Congrats, Owen! Relatedly, I emailed Fox Searchlight PR maven Melissa Holloway regarding this matter. She has yet to respond to my anal bead query. I'd like to say my "Choke" anal beads are in the mail, but I suspect they are not.