I Love You, Too, Tom

Jesus Christ. Is there a hotter man alive than Tom Ford? I think not. I should like to eat him with a spoon. To say to him, "Damn, Tom, you breakfast."

And yet... Tom is gay. Why is God so cruel? I know not. Perhaps Tom will read this and realize I am his one true love. Perhaps not.

Anyway, Ford appears in this wildly amusing spoof-splice mashup of HBO's uber-thinky dramatic series "In Treatment" in which a bunch of people talk to a shrink played by Gabriel Byrne.

Here, in a smoldering performance--hey, is it hot in here, or is that just me?--Ford recites the lines that once belonged to Laura for the designer's CFDA Awards video.

(via Fashionista)