Friday, June 20, 2008

Trend Update: Tribooblets


Artist and Reverse Cowgirl reader Sebastian Burton writes in to say that my claim yesterday that having multiple mammaries is the next big thing is, in fact, dated. Back in March, Sebastian called it first.

"As they say in Texas; bigger is better. Most people would say so especially when it comes to titties. I say upping your cup size is so last century. Women should take a cue from Total Recall and go not for bigger, but for more and maybe have each one be a different cup size. I'm sure if you take a stroll through Porno Valley or possibly somewhere in Dubai you might even spot a few early trend-setters."

Dammit! I hate it when that happens. Hopefully, I'll still get credit for having coined the term "tribooblets."