Writing Her Body

Girl blogger writes all over herself, right here and right now. ANIMAL calls bullshit, I appreciate her graphomania, you can watch the video.

Ass Crack Is the New Ad Black

Copyranter sez: "The Ass Crack is the go-to fashion ad allurement these days..." Good to know! Offenders: American Apparel, Joe's Jeans. Vote!

Trend Update: Tribooblets

Artist and Reverse Cowgirl reader Sebastian Burton writes in to say that my claim yesterday that having multiple mammaries is the next big thing is, in fact, dated. Back in March, Sebastian called it first.

"As they say in Texas; bigger is better. Most people would say so especially when it comes to titties. I say upping your cup size is so last century. Women should take a cue from Total Recall and go not for bigger, but for more and maybe have each one be a different cup size. I'm sure if you take a stroll through Porno Valley or possibly somewhere in Dubai you might even spot a few early trend-setters."

Dammit! I hate it when that happens. Hopefully, I'll still get credit for having coined the term "tribooblets."

Beth Ditto Is a Size Zero

Wow-wow-wow. I love this fashion layout from POP starring Beth Ditto and Blake Kuchta as some newfangled kind of odd couple at the beach. Beth looks like the ur-woman and Blake looks like couture-Fabio. Don't let him tie you down, Beth!