And I'd Like to Thank the Internet

And I'd like to thank the internet, and the Academy, and all the people who made this possible, and, and, and... When I was sitting around last night, certainly not googling myself, I was stunned to see someone had made me a Wikipedia page. The most amusing part was that it was already obscene-ish. The person who posted it wrote, sarcastically: "(why don't you piss all over this and delete it, since it's about a blog writer, it's obviously can't be notable, can it? fags)," which I found to be highly amusing. I can't mess with entry, since it's about me, but if someone wanted to fix it with more facts from my bio (upper left corner here), some proper links (ie this blog, this, or this), and some correct grammar, I would not be mad at you. Either way, it made me laugh to see it. And thank you to the guy who did it.

Girl with Heart

I'm making changes. For now, they will remain hidden. Soon, I will unveil them. Nothing like a good prestige. One would have to imagine.

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I've added a new section to my sidebar. It's called "On the Web." There are links to a few things I've done. Gonzo porno journalism. Hardcore fiction. Midget photography. Random interviews and mentions. Several anthologies and one DVD. And two bukkake comics. That's to your left.

I took this photograph on the set of a porn movie. I knew the guy, but I didn't know the girl, although I knew of her. He told her I was "OK." So she let me take their picture. He told me that he liked working with her because she "fucked like a man," which was a compliment, I gathered.

A long time after that, I was watching a reality TV show on E! about a rich girl living in LA and looking for her Prince Charming. The house where the socialite lived was the same place they shot this porn movie.